handsewn:

it’s okay to have smaller goals and dreams; you don’t have to aim to be extraordinary, you aren’t a failure if you only seek stability.

it’s okay to want a simple existence.

bdayisthebestbeyoncealbum:

me: hey

them: *talks about pulp fiction or whatever*

me: i love high school musical 2

ugly:

me: *overthinks everything and cries*

*5 minutes later*

also me: *sees funny post and laughs* oh okay im back

sotick:

“I love you too much to let you think I can live without you.”

— (via coral)

eggcup:

my plan

step 1: buy 15 identical cats

step 2: invite someone over

step 3: when they ask how many cats you have say “just one but he’s really fast”

prisonsentience:

just heard my roommate yell ‘you USED me!!!’ from the living room n im sitting here like ??? 2 seconds later my rat comes running into my room holding a french fry in his lil baby mouth

lesbianrey:

shout out to me in 5 years…hope shes doing something cool i’m rooting for her

buttpop:

im at a party and i just saw someone dab to cotton eyed joe can someone please come pick me up

chancethereaper:

What if every movie theater across the world played a different version of the movie where each ending is one of the possible 14 million endings and the real ending where they win just isn’t out yet